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StarCraft 2 Beta: Yo Mommaship Got Nerfed

… and the first StarCraft 2 meme was born. It all started with the recent StarCraft 2 beta patch, which, along with the previous patch, hit the Mothership with a massive nerf. Its movement, price, build time, food cost, abilities, shields and hit points have all been affected.

Mothership

  • The build time for this unit has increased from 120 to 160.
  • The food cost of this unit has increased from 6 to 8.
  • The number of shots fired by this unit has decreased from 8 to 6.
  • The shield of this unit has decreased from 400 to 350.
  • The health of this unit has decreased from 400 to 350.
  • The acceleration of this unit has decreased from 1.3125 to 0.3125.
  • The deceleration of this unit has increased from 0 to 1.

Then, something epic happened.

Fat Mothership Demotivational Poster

A “Yo Mommaship” Battle.net thread appeared, and it delivered. Multiple Blizzard employees have made their contributions to the thread, along with tens of other posters. To spare you from sifting through all the pages of the thread, we’ve compiled the best Yo Mommaship jokes in one Massive (Armored, Psionic) list:

  1. Yo Mommaship so fat her food cost has increased from 6 to 8.
  2. Yo Mommaship’s so trashy she doesn’t attack Roaches.
  3. Yo Mommaship’s so fat she made Jim Raynor say “That’s no moon!”
  4. Yo Mommaship so lazy that it takes her almost 3 minutes to be instantly teleported.
  5. Yo Mommaship so dumb she forgot to fire two of her guns.  (see patch notes!)
  6. Yo Mommaship such a floozy, she took 10 marines in her vortex and still had energy left.
  7. Yo Mommaship’s so fat when she sits around the base, she sits AROUND the base.
  8. Yo Mommaship so dumb when I said “we require more minerals” she took a Centrum.
  9. Yo Mommaship so fat that when she uses Mass Recall, your units are still where you left them.
  10. Yo Mommaship so fat, you must construct additional pylons. Always.
  11. Yo Mommaship so fat she burns all her energy by turning around.
  12. Yo Mommaship so fat she tried to cloak herself but it tore.
  13. Yo Mammaship so fat, it takes 3 orbital scans to see all of her.
  14. Yo Mammaship so ugly, she blinds detectors.
  15. Yo Mommaship so dumb she thinks that the Ghost Academy is where Casper lives.
  16. Yo Mommaship is so fat, the map can only hold one per player.
  17. Yo Mommahip so fat she hit wormhole transit and got stuck on both sides.
  18. Yo Mommaship so fat, Blizzard had to nerf her TWICE, just to fit her through the door.
  19. Yo Mommaship so fat, she takes up the entire control group.
  20. Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout. (Avarius)
  21. Yo Mommaship so fat she needs shields just to keep it tucked in.
  22. Yo Mommaship so fat her rear-end is considered a high-yield vespene geyser.
  23. Yo Mommaship so fat when she delayed the release of beta 3 weeks because they had to upload her.
  24. You Mommaship so fat, she takes food from all players in the game.
  25. Yo Mommaship so dumb, she takes financial advice from Infestors.

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10 Comments to “StarCraft 2 Beta: Yo Mommaship Got Nerfed”


  1. HotClaw — March 4, 2010 @ 8:31 am

    I think the Mothership was nerfed so hard to discourage her use somewhat so that the rest of the race gets some play and can be evaluated.

  2. CdnBloodlust — March 4, 2010 @ 1:11 pm

    Yo Mommaship so fat, SC2Blog dedicated an entire post to her.

  3. SikTh — March 4, 2010 @ 6:53 pm

    Well played, CdnBloodlust.

  4. Artosis — March 5, 2010 @ 7:38 pm

    Yo Mommaship is so fat, she can only target MnMs.

  5. CdnBloodlust — March 9, 2010 @ 3:39 pm

    lol nice m&ms yum!

  6. LeBrancard — March 10, 2010 @ 10:32 am

    Yo Mommaship is so fat, she requiers 20 FPS extra…offscreen

  7. bachus — March 25, 2010 @ 5:57 am

    Hy there friends. I’m here to let you know that the beta keys are now available on http://www.myqkye.com . Thank you for watching this

  8. small franchises — May 10, 2012 @ 5:34 am

    Lets Go Isles!!!!!

  9. marc3757 — May 21, 2012 @ 5:35 pm

    Yo Mothership is so fat that she doesnt need cloak anymore to hide an entire protoss army!

  10. marc3757 — May 21, 2012 @ 5:41 pm

    or : Yo Mothership is so fat that her health decreases from all the food she takes. (see patch notes!)

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